finding someone who shares your unpopular/niche opinions on Special Interest is literally like finding water in the desert. like thank fucking christ someone else has actually thought through this thing
mister freeman. it seems we both cannot exist. so therefore i must become half of you. you see gordon, i need you to know that every single moment you enjoy being yourself, that is actually me freeman. enjoying every moment you like and despise. i think this whole thing will be something quite… interesting. dont you think, mister freeman?
if you’re fat and physically disabled you might hear a little voice in your head saying you wouldn’t be disabled if you lost weight. this is actually the voice of the devil and you should not listen to him.
my job is to be the guy that wears a lab coat and walks up to the tubes and computers and rocks and animals and plants and goes “hmmm” and scribbles on her clipboard for each thing in the lab, then i go home and do it all again the next day
i drew a cool furry on my clipboard today while looking at the tubes and knobs annd computers and animals and minerals and nails
so an album can be your close personal friend when you’re 10 years old and it can come back to you 13 whole years later and maybe there’s nothing that remarkable to say but I can see my 10 year old self listening on her little mp3 player and it’s something sacred
